Yo mama joke

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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

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yo momma so fat when she goes swiming in the ocean the whales start sing we are family although you fatter then me.

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Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

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you momma so domb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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yo momma so stupid she make bedis and buthead look lik nobel prize winners

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Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

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yo momma so ugly we need to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her

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Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

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Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

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Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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you momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it

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Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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yo mamma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world!

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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yo mamma so fat, when she walks past the window we lose 4 days of sun light

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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

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yo mamma so fat, she puts her lip stick on with a paint roller

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I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving." lol!

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yo mamma so ugly she went to take a bath and the water jumped out

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Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

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yo mamma so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince

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Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

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yo mamma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles

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Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

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yo mamma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals

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Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

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yo mamma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil

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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

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yo mamma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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yo mamma so fat she rolls every where

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Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up