Jounin neji vs drunk chuunin rock lee

Title says it old who do you think would win ? Be creative

rock lee could take of all his clothes if he was drunk therefore taking off his leg weights, once this is done he will be incredibally fast and able to defeat neji.

(You really have a thing for naked people.)
Drunken Lee would win of course, attacking Neji with unpredictable moves. If he's sober, Neji might still be able to beat him. Though he's gotten stronger, Neji learned not to underestimate people so he will take it seriously.

You guys are all idiots. Unpredictable hits wouldn't really have a toll on Neji. Neji has the ultimate defense which is ultimately impenetrable. Plus, if he was drunk, he would not think about anything rationally, and even without his weights, Lee would have to rely on the Eight Celestial Gates, which he wouldn't be able to do if he didn't think about it while using Drunken Fist.

Therefore, Neji wins.

Neji has an ultimate defense but he can't use it forever. And he doesn't have to think rationally to use drunken boxing hence the name DRUNKEN boxing.

He wouldn't have to use it forever. Just being drunk and unpredictable would not give Lee a better chance. He may only have a chance by using the Eight Celestial Gates, which since he is DRUNK, he wouldn't be able to access them. Rock Lee would have a better chance against Neji sober.

Reduction of pain will play a huge role in the fight. As was seen in the Anime enough pain will cause Lee to wake up....but he also does have those neat little dodges that will let him stay out of Neji's way.

*facepalm* Gentle Fist isn't about causing physical pain. It takes your body down from the inside, and even without chakra, Lee's body wouldn't be able to handle the rupturing of major organs. Pain is the the mind anyway, so while fighting a Hyuuga, pain tolerance isn't anything.